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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal they laid down for
the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all
powerful and that we are blessed with such magnificent creation. Meteorologically, I suspect that
we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
"Watson ... you idiot!!! Some jerk has stolen our tent!"
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