San Diego: If you stop and say hi to someone you don't know, they think you're weird.

Lynchburg: If you don't stop and say hi to someone you don't know, they think you're weird.

San Diego: The winters are 60 degrees and the trees don't change colors.

Lynchburg: It snows and the leaves fall from the trees.

San Diego: People divide into groups called Surfers, Skaters, Skinheads and Pierced-People.

Lynchburg: People divide into groups called Northerners and Southerners.

San Diego: Liberals get elected frequently.

Lynchburg: All of the offices in the last election were won by Republicans.

San Diego: Most people proclaim to have a natural tan.

Lynchburg: Most people proclaim to know Christ as their Lord and Savior.

San Diego: There's indoor and outdoor coffee houses all over the place.

Lynchburg: There's fast food chains and restaurants that I've never heard of all over the place.

San Diego: People drive 75 miles an hour on the freeway and don't think twice.

Lynchburg: People drive many miles with their blinker on and don't think once.